Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s Wedding List Fan Theory
Featuring a $130,000 silverfish centerpiece.
Fans think they’ve discovered Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott’s wedding registry worth over $3 million.
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Now, it hasn’t really been a good time publicly for Kylie and Travis. Just this week, the couple faced backlash after Kylie posted an Instagram photo showing their private jets – with Kylie herself then exposed for taking three-minute flights. Then there’s the fact that Travis is being sued for over a billion dollars by the victims of Astroworld.
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I know it’s shocking to mention Astroworld here, but we can’t forget that it’s still happening!
Although there has been no public confirmation that the two plan to marry, they welcomed their second child in February and have been on and off since 2017.
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That being said, what got me down this internet rabbit hole was a one-night-stand media series with Kylie, her friends, and her sisters. Obviously, she’s the only one wearing white.
Maybe a bride with her bridesmaids? Or just a woman who likes to challenge color codes?
This led me to Reddit user u/toiletscum’s post about a wedding registry supposedly belonging to Travis and Kylie for a Dec. 10 wedding. The main reason it could be the couple is the name of the registry: Registration.”
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After posting to Reddit, the registry title was changed, but the URL is still jackgoose1.
Why would that mean Travis and Kylie? First of all, Cactus Jack is Travis’ label and brand name. Then there’s the fact that Kylie sometimes refers to herself as “Mommy Goose” on some social media posts — and that’s apparently Stormi’s nickname for her.
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So what’s on this VERY UNVERIFIED wedding registry? Oh, just the basics – like a $1.1k bucket.
Two American flag armchairs at $9,000!
Crystal I’m too poor to understand!
After spending some time feeling anxious scrolling through this list, I believe I found the cheapest items – a $45 soap dish and tumbler.
As for the most expensive? A chandelier that costs half a million.
There are also a few elements that could be references to the couple. For example, Kylie and Travis have matching butterfly tattoos. Lo and behold, there are five butterfly items on the list — like this two-inch, $300 butterfly sculpture.
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Pretty much a bargain (compared to the rest of this list).
There are also four cactus items (Jack?) – like one for the wedding guest with an additional $36,750 to spend.
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These items have already started showing up on my fucking targeted ads. Stop Google, I’m poor!
This one is a little more over the top, but there are a few menswear items with skulls on them. Skulls have appeared on clothing in Travis’ music videos and merchandise, so IMHO, it’s not terrible that the man also wants a $6,000 skull cane.
Of course, there are three possible explanations here: A) it’s Kylie and Travis’ real wedding record, B) it’s another couple’s record, or C) it’s fake and meant to incite people to believe that it is that of Kylie and Travis. Trust your heart as to whom you believe.
I think I have to go lie down.
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